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Focus Areas
Learning and Boredom
Being a chronic sufferer of ADHD, a heavy focus is placed hyper-focusing on useless tasks
Stock Image Captioning
Our process enables the Site Owner to append useless subtext to the default images found on this template
Making updates
Our process allows stock messages to be rephrased in a way that looks as if thought was given to the content
Strategic Design
The default image is a chess piece. A subtext about strategy seemed appropriate.
How We Work
Impulsively
01
Robust workflow
We will work with internet search engines to learn how to do things
02
Financial Planning
We will ensure there is capital to complete projects, or will decide arbitrarily that they are too costly
03
Business Model
We will strive to create in a manner that pleases us in the moment.
Success
What does it mean to you?
+/- 12k
Clients
20-ish
Years
Who are we
Award winning development and creative writing team
- All awards were unrelated to development and/or creative writing
✓ Easy to read
✓ Has images
Testimonials
Our Customers Said
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.85 from 1,300+ reviews
“Delightful”
A truly amazing experience. I do not know how this hasn’t been made already!
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
— Jane Fonda
“Authentic”
The attention to detail is second to none!
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
— Barry “The Prez” Obama
“Outstanding Reviews”
Fake reviews exist on this site. Terrible practice.
★ ★
— Site Owner
Have Questions?
Frequently Asked
Questions
Is this a legitimate website?
Yes, it is legitimately a website.
Why does this exist?
Poor impulse control and too many videos available online to teach you how to do this.
Is there a point?
That’s too deep of a question to answer here
How frequently asked are these questions?
I have never been asked any of these questions directly since i made this site.
How much did this cost?
Less than $100. It is surprisingly easy.
Should I do this as well?
Yes, you should.
Need assistance?
Can’t find what you’re looking for? Send us a message and we’ll help.